🐋 Wrong place, wrong time

Plus, best picture winner turns out to be fake, Tyson Fury Beats Ngannou... Sort of, and get ready for the 70hr work week.

IN TODAY’S NEWS

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🐋 Australian windsurfer gets slammed by massive whale during ocean ride. Talk about wrong place, wrong time 😬

🕊️ Matthew Perry, the Emmy-nominated actor renowned for his portrayal of 'Chandler Bing' on the hit show 'Friends,' has sadly passed away – he was 54.

📸 The picture that won the 'World's Largest Photo Competition' was, wait for it… staged.

🥊 Tyson Fury has beat Francis Ngannou in their cross-over fight. Despite winning the bout, barely beating an MMA guy is still an L in our book 👀 

🇷🇺 In a bizarre turn of events, a mob storms Dagestan airport in search of Jewish passengers arriving from a Tel Aviv flight.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

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$25,000: That’s how much a oil change for a Bugatti Veyron costs according to real estate mogul and car collector Manny Khoshbin.

8,000: That’s how many Palestinians have died since the beginning of the Israel-Hamas war according to the Gaza Health Ministry.

1 million: That’s how many shares of JPMorgan Chase its CEO is selling. That amounts to about $140 million.

70: That’s how many hours a week an Indian billionaire businessman says people should work a week. Yeah, how about no 🥴

$215 million: That’s the estimated worth of a high-end San Francisco office that is now closing, as the CEO likens the return-to-work efforts to ‘fighting a losing war.’

W AND L OF THE DAY

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W: Magic Johnson becomes fourth athlete billionaire: the Lakers icon joins Michael Jordan, LeBron James and Tiger Woods.

L: California Governor and real-life Ken doll, Gavin Newsom plows through a small child during pickup basketball game in China.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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Cheers, until next time ✌️