🐬 Russia deploys combat dolphins

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🐬 Russia deploys combat dolphins near frontline to defend against Ukrainian special forces.

👙 Victoria’s Secret ditches feminist makeover after sales slump following rebrand focusing on inclusivity, the CEO states it has “not been enough to carry the day”.

🤘 Some dude in a furry outfit got brain damage after being punched in the head during a mosh pit.

🏎️ Red Bull Racing unveiled its Texas-inspired car design ahead of this weekend’s gran prix by hanging it from a helicopter and flying it around the capital city.

🫨 Workers in charge of moderating content are suing Meta, claiming that viewing brutal videos caused them psychological trauma.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

150,000: That’s how many pounds of dinosaur bones were stolen and sold in by a ring of thieves Southern Utah, valued over $1 million dollars.

$1.2 billion: That’s how much Sam Bankman-Fried used of customer money to buy out Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao.

15: That’s at least how many journalists have been killed in the Hamas-Israel war.

$15 million: That’s how much the U.S. Department of State is offering as a reward for information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of Nicolás Maduro Moros, the previous president of Venezuela. 

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Surfer fights off 15-foot tiger shark by sticking his finger up its nostril.

L: OnlyFans model horrified after learning her top subscriber is her step-dad.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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