🔥 Philly on fire

IN TODAY’S NEWS

💰 Philadelphia continues to witness rampant looting, with shocking videos revealing the aftermath.

🥃 The world’s oldest Scotch whisky is set to be auctioned after being found hidden in Perthshire castle. The bottles date back to 1841.

🧙‍♂️ Michael Gambon, veteran actor who played Dumbledore in ‘Harry Potter’ films, dies at age 82.

💃 Britney Spears continues to post bizarre videos on social media - this time with knives. The police were called to perform a welfare check.

🇰🇵 American soldier that ran across the border into North Korea in July is back in U.S. custody after being expelled for “illegally intruding” into their territory.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

$75 million: That’s how much JPMorgan will pay to settle lawsuit over ties with Jeffrey Epstein. Good ol’ slap on the wrist.

2,500: That’s how many migrants have died or gone missing in the Mediterranean while trying to cross into Europe this year.

$112 billion: That’s how much retailers have lost in inventory in 2022 – organized retail crime rings being the primary reason.

$500 million: That’s the price tag on the megayacht just picked up by Ukraine’s richest man.

$230 million: That’s how much McKinsey has agreed to pay to settle suits claiming it fueled the opioid epidemic by advising drugmakers like Purdue how to sell painkillers.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Just four months after announcing that the hot dog-shaped Wienermobile was changing its name to the ‘Frankmobile’, the company has reversed the decision. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it 🤙 

L: Teary-eyed influencer ‘Meatball’ who livestreamed Philadelphia looting mayhem has been caught and charged with 6 felonies.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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Cheers, until next time ✌️