👾 NFTs have always been worthless

IN TODAY’S NEWS

👾 Your NFTs are finally, totally worthless. But you already knew that didn’t you…

🏍️ BMW has issued a “stop sale” notice for all motorcycles in the US, except for its electric ones.

🤨 You might get ‘Feedforward’ from your boss instead of “Feedback” from now on. Because… The world’s gone soft.

🍺 Stonegate Group, the UK's largest pub operator, has implemented "surge pricing" for drinks at 800 of its 4,500 venues during peak hours, including weekends.

🍩 Proposed Palm Springs AIDS Memorial slammed for looking like a giant butthole lol. Coincidence or is someone trolling?

NOTABLE NUMBERS

$84,000: That’s how much a Danish artist is required to repay a museum after turning in entirely blank canvases for an art installation, which he titled "Take the Money and Run." Gotta admit, that’s pretty funny.

$870M: That’s how much an Australian man sued a hospital, stating that witnessing his wife’s C-section caused him ‘psychotic illness’. He lost, FYI.

17.8%: That’s the vacancy rate for U.S. offices in 2023 – the highest in 30 years. Despite the enticing perks, like tuna salad in the break room and Bob farting just 5ft away from your desk, people still aren't eager to return to the office.

$245 million: That’s how much Epic Games, the creator of Fortnite, has committed to refunding customers following allegations that it deceived players (mostly kids) into making undesired purchases.

$1,400: That’s how much Marilyn Manson was fined, along with a community service sentence, for blowing his nose on a videographer. How’s that for a ‘WTF news’ headline 👍️ 

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: With "Oppenheimer" raking in $912 million – Christopher Nolan is now the third highest-grossing director ever, trailing only James Cameron and Steven Spielberg.

L: Lamborghini Huracan ends up on milk crates after wheels removed in the Bronx. And to add insult to injury, it also appears to have a parking ticket.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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