🤖 Meetings suck, send an AI in your place instead

Plus, France To Spend $215M To Destroy Surplus Wine, Airlines Are Beginning To Weigh Passengers And Germany Is Expected To Be Only Major Economy Not To Grow This Year

IN TODAY’S NEWS

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🤖 Google Meet’s new AI will be able to go to meetings for you. So long as it doesn’t learn terrible corporate-speak… We’ll circle back on this one 🥴

🇩🇪 Germany expected to be the only major economy not to grow this year.

🎮 Xbox introduces new strike system to curtail bad behavior. Today’s kids wouldn’t survive in the old Modern Warfare lobby days lol.

🛩️ Another airline is set to weigh passengers before they fly.

🤦‍♂️ New TikTok bomb threat ‘challenge’ lands four high schoolers with terrorism charges, because… Of course it did. TikTok never fails to disappoint.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

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$215 million: That’s how much France is set to spend to destroy surplus wine as demand continues to plummet. Sacré bleu!

1: That’s Novak Djokovic’s ATP ranking after his first-round win at the US Open. Back on top once again.

4: That’s the number of work days the United Auto Workers Union is demanding in a lead up to a potential strike. It’s worth recalling that the transition from a 6 to a 5-day workweek was popularized by Henry Ford.

$175,000: That’s how much Kevin Costner’s estranged wife wants a month for child support. What is she feeding these kids??

186: that’s how many miles a Chinese dissident jet-skied to asylum in South Korea. DJ Khaled could never…

W AND L OF THE DAY

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W: Max Verstappen ties Sebastian Vettel’s all-time record for consecutive wins (9). Will he get his 10th? Yes, he’s in a Red Bull 🚀

L: ‘Stranger Things’ fan says she was scammed out of $10,000, left husband after believing she was dating actor. Cirque du Soleil behavior 🤡🎪 

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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