🥓 Kevin quits bacon

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🥓 Kevin Bacon no longer eats bacon since he started to raise pigs in his Connecticut farm.

🥊 Alex Pereira earns second UFC title with stoppage over Jiri Prochazka. This guy is a beast 👀 

🇩🇪 The German government is instituting a ban on public support for Hamas.

🇮🇸 Iceland declares state of emergency over escalating earthquakes and volcano eruption fears.

🦁 Escaped circus lion roams around Italian town before capture.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

$47 million: That’s how much Marvel’s new female-focused movie the ‘The Marvels’ has pulled in over the weekend, making it the lowest opening in the 15-year history of the studio. Ouch.

$25 million: That’s the value of a painting an unsuspecting homeowner had hanging on her kitchen, which she planned to throw away.

$150 million: That’s how much a man stole by playing fast and loose with bank fraud and tax evasion schemes. He amassed a collection of over 240 cars in the process. He’s going to prison for 8 years FYI.

$50,000: That’s how much Tesla might demand of you if you resell your Cybertruck without the automaker’s permission within the first year of ownership.

$46.7 million: That’s how much Amazon will have to pay after its smart assistant ‘Alexa’ was found guilty for infringing on four patents belonging to VB Assets.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Texas Southern tuba player punches heckling football fan without missing a note.

L: Child psychiatrist sentenced to 40 years for using AI to create child porn. Throw away the key…

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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Cheers, until next time ✌️