🌞 It's hot as hell

Plus, Drake is terrible at gambling, why you shouldn't steal from the Mexican cartel and Djokovic settles GOAT debate

IN TODAY’S NEWS

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🌞 2023 is on track to be the planet’s hottest year on record. This is your reminder to get your yearly AC maintenance done 👌 

🥊 In the largest betting upset in UFC Middleweight history, Sean Strickland shocks the world and defeats Israel Adesanya.

🤖 Call of Duty introduces AI-based "Toxicity" censorship tools to combat bad behavior. Prediction: Activision to file for bankruptcy as core demographic no longer allowed to play.

🇲🇦 The death toll in Morocco has climbed to 2,100 after a 6.2 magnitude earthquake, marking the deadliest quake in over six decades.

🎻 Some Chicago Walgreens stores are battling loitering by blaring classical music. It’s actually causing the opposite, people are wanting to stick around.

🍆 German man dies after getting penis enlargement from fake doctor. Fellas, just work with what you got... RIP.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

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450: That’s how many pounds of cocaine a drug lord tried to steal from a Mexican cartel. He was caught, tied to an anchor and tossed into the ocean.

73.5 million: That’s how many American adults will bet on the NFL this season. Just don’t follow any of Drake’s bets to be safe.

2 billion: That’s how many views Google says YouTube Shorts are being logged per month.

$2.2 million: That’s how much Freddie Mercury’s Piano which he composed Bohemian Rhapsody on sold for at a recent estate sale.

$30 million: That’s how much United Airlines will pay to a man that was left with brain damage after ‘violent’ removal from one of their planes.

W AND L OF THE DAY

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W: Novak Djokovic beats Daniil Medvedev to win US Open men’s final, extending his record Grand Slam titles to 24, the highest in history.

L: Drake loses $500k bet at UFC 293. Drake has also recently lost a $250k bet on a Nate Diaz fight. Just go ahead and do the opposite of what he says at this point 💀 

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

AI still has a little ways to go…

Cheers, until next time ✌️