🪳 Houston is full of roaches

Plus, a mom takes down 10 cartel members, Gen-Zers continue to take L's and the cost of Thanksgiving meal

IN TODAY’S NEWS

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🪳 Houston is the most cockroach-infested city in the United States.

🇦🇷 Javier Milei, an outspoken libertarian who has vowed to “exterminate” inflation and take a chainsaw to the state, has been elected president of Argentina.

💉 Oregon is in the process of making heroin, cocaine and other hard drugs quasi-legal. Going off of their previous track record, this should be a raging success…

🔫 Remember that homeowner that fended off a home-invasion by having a shoot-out against the intruders? He’s been stripped of his gun permit, because California 👍️ 

🤡 OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO. Didn’t they just fire him like two days ago?

NOTABLE NUMBERS

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$10 million: That's the estimated value a man attributed to a painting he received as a gift. When he attempted to sell it at an auction – he only got $40,000. Hold this L, pal.

1/3: That’s about how much of Gen-Zers steal from self-checkout aisles. Truly the worst generation.

$61.17: That’s what the average cost will be for a 10 person Thanksgiving meal this year, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation.

$290 million: That’s how much JPMorgan will settle for with Epstein victims. The nation’s largest bank was sued for ignoring red flags about Epstein’s sex-trafficking operation while he was a client.

W AND L OF THE DAY ;

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W: Woman hunts and takes down 10 Mexican cartel members that kidnapped her daughter. That’s one badass lady 🤘 

L: Kanye West’s ex, Julia Fox complains about being labeled a ‘sexual object’ while posing practically naked. Is this girl math?

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

Cheers, until next time ✌️