🔥 Fyre Fest 2 is Back

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🔥 Fyre Festival 2, organized by Billy McFarland has already sold out in its first presale, despite the disastrous reputation of the original festival in 2017.

🐟 China bans all seafood from Japan following the controversial release of Fukushima wastewater into the Pacific Ocean.

🇪🇸 Spanish soccer federation president Luis Rabiles is suspended by FIFA despite doing his best “I’m not leaving” impression from Wolf of Wall Street lol.

💻 Zoom CEO, Eric Yuan, wants employees back in the office, claiming Zoom meetings hinder trust, innovation and debate. WHAT 🤡 

🏙️ Silicon Valley billionaires are funding a mystery company that bought over $800 million worth of land to construct a new city near San Francisco.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

$192 million: That’s how much the combined top 10 tennis players have made over the past 12 months. Djokovic tops the list at $38.4 million.

$34,491: That’s the average cost of a used vehicle in America in 2023. Yikes.

$12,000: That’s the average a group of Tesla investors stands to recover a head for losses they incurred from Elon’s famous “funding secured” tweet, which the SEC estimates lost shareholders about $80 million.

$1: That’s how much Heineken sold its Russian beer operations for to Arnest Group – incurring $325 million in losses. This definitely qualifies as L of the Day.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Goodfellas has been voted as the best gangster movie of all time according to this poll. While we agree, the others on the list are definitely worthy.

L: Billionaire bathroom tycoon crashes custom €10 million Pagani Zonda previously owned by Lewis Hamilton.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

New Commanders owner Josh Harris goes in for what he thought was a handshake during interview. Troy Aikman tries not to laugh 💀


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Cheers, until next time ✌️