🐂 Ever Seen a 2,000 Pound Bull Riding Shotgun?

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🐂 Absolute mad lad is pulled over for driving with massive bull named Howdy Doody riding shotgun in Nebraska.

🍔 Burger King is being sued for allegedly making Whoppers look bigger on menus than they are in reality. This feels like an episode of South Park…

💼 Elon is planning on making an X competitor to LinkedIn. Stating that "LinkedIn is actually the most cringe platform on the internet”. He’s not wrong…

🐻 Hungry bears invade and overrun abandoned city in Canada after wildfire evacuations.

🎤 50 Cent yeets microphone into crowd - smashes radio host in the forehead. Yeah… That’s gonna be a lawsuit.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

2: That’s how many beers a week Americans should limit themselves to according to Biden's alcohol czar. I’m sure this recommendation will be readily embraced 👍️ 

$112,411: That’s the salary a single person needs to get by in Hawaii, making it the most expensive state for cost of living. Where does your State rank?

25%: That’s how much of its employees Barstool Sports is set to lay off.

$1 billion: That’s how much revenue OpenAI is on pace to generate over the next 12 months.

$13 billion: That’s Instacart’s latest valuation as it files for its IPO. Quite the cut from $39 billion back in 2021.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Two college wrestlers fought off and survived a brutal grizzly bear attack in Wyoming. That’s next-level, respect 🤝

L: Certified goober drives his Corvette C8 onto beach and gets stranded. Average Corvette driver activities ☕️ 

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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Cheers, until next time ✌️