🐬 Dolphin sex scandal

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🐬 Animal-rights activist is accused of sexually assaulting a dolphin. WTF…

🤠 Dallas mayor wins re-election as a Democrat, and promptly switches party affiliation to Republican. That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.

🥊 Two weeks before losing belt at UFC 293, Israel Adesanya plead guilty to drunk driving in New Zealand.

🇨🇦 Canadian parliament recently gave a standing ovation to an Ukrainian veteran, who turned out to be a big time Nazi. They’ve since apologized. Common Canadian L 🫡 

⚽️ After three decades, EA Games will no longer be permitted to use the 'FIFA' name for its video game series. This decision stems from EA and FIFA failing to reach an agreement on a licensing contract. Yeah… We’re still gonna call it FIFA.

🚶‍♂️ Man caught on video strolling through the Dallas-Fort-Worth airport, completely naked. Gotta love the confidence.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

4.5 billion: That’s the age of the raw material being transported back to earth by NASA. A bit more credible than the Mexican aliens story from last week.

1,000: That’s how many meters the highest skyscraper being built in Saudi Arabia will be – making it the tallest in the world.

$50 million: That’s the estimated worth of hypercars currently sitting at the LAX airport. Any guesses on who the owner is? 🤔

$60 billion: That’s how much Disney plans to spend on parks and cruises over the next 10 years.

101: That’s the age of the oldest fish in captivity. “Methuselah” arrived on a steamship from Australia along with 230 other fish to the Steinhart aquarium in San Francisco back in 1938.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Daniel Ricciardo is officially back in F1 with a 2024 contract extension from AlphaTauri. F1 is better with Danny on the grid 🤙 

L: Hundreds of people who identify as dogs gathered in Berlin this week. Germany really giving Canada a run for its money in today’s newsletter…

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