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IN TODAY’S NEWS

🔫 Elon Musk says Tesla Cybertruck will have a ‘Beast Mode’ option, which'll have bulletproof windows that can't roll down. Is this a car or a tank?

🇮🇱 Netanyahu suspends minister who suggested dropping a nuclear bomb on Gaza. How about we don’t start WW3 🤔 

💀 Likely human skull found in Halloween section of Florida thrift store. These props are getting out of control.

🐳 An orca pack sunk a polish yacht in the strait of Gibraltar. this seems to be a growing trend 👀

🐸 Research finds female frogs play dead to avoid mating with males.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

£10 million: That’s how much a rare Ferrari Enzo and Maserati MC12 pairing is currently being sold for.

30,000: That’s how many pounds of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets Tyson has recalled.

$100 Million: That’s how much in debt actors’ Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard’s company “Hello Bello” is in debt. They’ve since filed for bankruptcy.

24 minutes: That’s how long it’d allegedly take President Zelenskyy to Explain to Donald Trump that he can’t bring peace to the region. This comes after Trump said he only needed 24hrs to end the Russia/Ukraine war.

$1,000: That’s how much El Salvador will be charging passengers with an African passport. They’ll do this to combat migrants that land in the country to then cross the Mexico/USA border.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Ex-MMA fighter bodyslams some psycho that charged at him with a machete.

L: Guy loses his girlfriend to a TikTok rapper during festival. Everyone in this situation is taking an L.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

Just Florida activities…

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Cheers, until next time ✌️