👢 Bootgate

IN TODAY’S NEWS

👢 People are speculating that Governor Ron DeSantis is wearing lifts in order to seem taller. The whole saga has been dubbed “bootgate” lol.

🌴 Jeff Bezos channels his inner boomer and officially moves to Miami, Florida.

🚙 To fight climate change and housing shortage, Austin becomes largest U.S. city to drop parking-spot requirements. Like parking didn’t already suck…

💸 Zuckerberg's Metaverse continues to take L’s and has racked up over $25 billion in losses.

🐶 Bobi, the world’s oldest dog has died at the age of 31. It was a good run, little guy. RIP 🙏 

NOTABLE NUMBERS

136 MPH: That’s how fast UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis was going on a 50 MPH zone in his Lamborghini when he was arrested by Houston Police.

110: That’s how many years the once beloved crypto darling of the world, Sam Bankman-Fried could face after being found guilty on fraud and conspiracy charges.

$25 million: That’s approximately how much Conor McGregor has earned during his time in the UFC, according to new records revealed in UFC anti-trust case.

17,000: That’s how many new stores Starbucks is planning on opening by 2030.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: The Texas Rangers have won their first World Series title after defeating the Arizona Diamondbacks 4-1.

L: Mom and kids are captured on doorbell camera taking all of the halloween candy from a house. Setting a solid example there, mom 🤦‍♂️ 

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

Is this Enrique Iglesias, or Mickey Mouse singing?

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Cheers, until next time ✌️