🐕 Biden's dogs won't stop biting people

IN TODAY’S NEWS

🐕 Commander Biden bites another Secret Service agent, the 11th known incident.

🍟 A Jack-in-the-Box employee opened fire on a drive-thru customer due to an argument over curly fries missing from the order. You read that right, over curly fries…

🚂 Lego scraps efforts to make bricks from recycled bottles, despite 2021 pledge.

👨‍⚖️ Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations that it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers.

🚔 Feds open investigation into claims Baton Rouge police tortured detainees in "Brave Cave".

NOTABLE NUMBERS

$300: That’s how much an airport security official was caught swallowing (read: stealing) from a passenger during a security check.

10,000: That’s how many cars have been stolen in Oakland so far this year. A 50% increase from last year.

€300 million: That’s the estimated revenue generated by bull festivals in Valencia, Spain. Some dude was gored to death this week.

200: That’s how many burrito bowls the new Chipotle robot can crank out per hour.

$7 million: That’s how much Spain is demanding from Shakira – she’s been charged with tax fraud. 

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: A Vermont town is banning influencers from visiting one of its famous roads, due to an influx of posers attempting to replicate the same cliché photo.

L: Truck Driver gets $30 Million helicopter stuck under a bridge in Louisiana.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

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That one time Joe Rogan attempted to pronounce Umar Nurmagomedov’s name and just gave up halfway 💀 

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