⚽️ A new kind of World Cup

IN TODAY’S NEWS

⚽️ 2030 FIFA World Cup will take place in six countries across three continents and celebrate the it’s 100th anniversary.

🚗 A San Francisco woman was struck by a human-driven car, then promptly run over by an autonomous taxi. Typical day in SF.

🎰 The recent Las Vegas cyberattacks have reportedly cost MGM Resorts over $100 million dollars.

🍾 50 Cent reignites beef with Diddy, this time by claiming he avoids Diddy’s parties because of too much homosexual activity being involved.

🎪 A Women's tech conference was overrun by men who were claiming to be 'non-binary’ in order gain entrance. Work smarter, not harder.

NOTABLE NUMBERS

150: That’s how many dolphins have died in a lake in Brazil due to the water reaching ‘hot tub’ temperatures.

$1 million: That’s how much Ring will give you if you capture an alien with one of their cameras.

$106,000: That’s how much it costs to be allowed to buy a car in Singapore – the worlds most expensive city for drivers.

32: That’s how many cars were seized from a YouTuber and are now being auctioned off.

845: That’s the expected number of overdose fatalities set to happen in San Francisco by the end of the year – a new record.

W AND L OF THE DAY

W: Chicago woman, age 104, skydives from plane, aiming to break record for world’s oldest skydiver. Good on you, Dorothy.

L: Drunk woman that was caught on video going on xenophobic rant against German tourists has since been fired from her job. L for her, W for the rest of us.

CONTENT FOR THE BOYS

The correct way to dispose of a wasp’s nest 👌

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Cheers, until next time ✌️